December 14, 2003

• "FREE THE MACHINES DAMMIT!!!! AND DAM THE FUCKING MAN!!!!!"

  Y'know what's funny? The other day I was judging a speech tournament at Mckinley and a fucking pepsi machine caught my eye. Actually a pair of them. They were both imprisoned in this insurmountable, impenetrable steel cage.

  Needless to say my friend and I were taken aback. Agast if you will with the horror of how fucked up you have to be if you have to put a muthafuking strong box over your mutherfucking pepsi. Dammit.

  So with this as fuel for the fire we took it upon ourselves to... well make asses out of ourselves as we spoke out for like a good half hour in horror and fury about how this is "THE MAN!!!" trying to put us down.

  It was both amazing and hillarious at the same time. I was amazed about how much bullshit we could spew about how this puts down our civil liberties and freedoms. And how these machines represent how "the fucking man!!!" locks down us all in our so called "land of freedom". "Pffff... land of freedom. I'll see a land of freedom when my pepsi brothers here are free!!!" we spewed. Also hilarious at the same time because we were so entranced and were concentating so hard on what bullshit we could come up with next, we sort of forgot were were in a public place... and shouting. It was fucking hilarious and our old speech coach was just nearby. I'd like to think he was laughing too because it was a while since he heard us making asses out of ourselves. You know what sucks though is that no one from any of the speech teams joined us in our idiotic escapade. Dam back when I was a contestant you could get any of these crazy speech and debate people to rally to your cause. So what everyones gotta act serious now? Dam kids just don't know how to make asses out of themselves anymore.

  Mostly though I think it was a good chance to blow off some steam before finals. This i think was a very good thing. I think everyone should do stupid things like that before any stressful activities. i think i clears the soul and frees the mind.

  ... just like the pepsi should be freed.

  Be free pepsi! Run, Run Free!!!!

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